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Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT ; Woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP .   Man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION ; Woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP .   Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD ; Woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET .   Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE ; Woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.   Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY ; Woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING .   That's it!!!   Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things... While women are still STUCK with shopping!!!         Thanks & Regards