Definitions you must know!

Few Definitions

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all
your life so that you can make your family Rich after
your death.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping
pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his
bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine
willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the
notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students
without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the
number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way
that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except
that he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late
when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections
and your Confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and
kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your
strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open
their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more
than you actually do.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing
individually and sit to decide that nothing can be
done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life,
to be spoken of when dead